﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>jesus_p_christ's Xanga</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from jesus_p_christ</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>whats sad is that i STILL update more than nate...</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/555560786/whats-sad-is-that-i-still-update-more-than-nate/</link><guid>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/555560786/whats-sad-is-that-i-still-update-more-than-nate/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:24:30 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;so...hi.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;gosh this is awkward...&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;so... how ya been?&amp;nbsp; hows the fam?&amp;nbsp; good.&amp;nbsp; good...&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;yeah, im fine, you know, just workin and schoolin.&amp;nbsp; yeah, i quit the moon.&amp;nbsp; i deliver office supplies now... the cats? oh, they got big real fast.&amp;nbsp; yup, still playing WoW.&amp;nbsp; got my mage up to 47, feeling good about that...&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;hey, this has been fun, maybe we should do this again sometime.&amp;nbsp; are you free next week?&amp;nbsp; yeah, me either... well im sure ill see you around eventually.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;later.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/555560786/whats-sad-is-that-i-still-update-more-than-nate/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>one year ago today...</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/513305262/one-year-ago-today/</link><guid>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/513305262/one-year-ago-today/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:47:22 GMT</pubDate><description>amanda and i are celebrating our first year anniversary today by working.&amp;nbsp; whatever, we celebrated earlier.&amp;nbsp; seems a lot longer than a year, i mean, we've already lived together in two separate houses.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;in other news, clint gets back into town tomorrow.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; methinks i will be quite inebriated.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;and i still update more than nate.&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/513305262/one-year-ago-today/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>still more frequent updates than nate...</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/505385897/still-more-frequent-updates-than-nate/</link><guid>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/505385897/still-more-frequent-updates-than-nate/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 00:07:37 GMT</pubDate><description>back from seattle.&amp;nbsp; currently 21.&amp;nbsp; house has wireless internet.&amp;nbsp; and kittens...&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="http://photos-422.facebook.com/ip006/v35/157/44/152700490/n152700490_30071422_9937.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Cid and Olive.&amp;nbsp; they say, "hello"&amp;nbsp; but it sounds more like, "mew?"&lt;br&gt;
on a side note, if glen beck and nancy grace had a baby and if it ever
learned to speak, the first sentance it ever uttered would create a
stupidity vacuum that would swollow our solar system.&amp;nbsp; seriously,
cnn needs to screen who they give a show to.&amp;nbsp; fucking fuckers.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
gah.&amp;nbsp; this goddamned country.&amp;nbsp; we need more ninjas.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
well, im going to go to azeroth, the one place ig'nant schmuks can't reach me.&lt;br&gt;
</description><comments>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/505385897/still-more-frequent-updates-than-nate/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, May 23, 2006</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/488004872/item/</link><guid>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/488004872/item/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 03:02:12 GMT</pubDate><description>in about 9-10 hours i'll be on I80 en route to seattle.&amp;nbsp; then,
when i get back, either next wed. or thur., we'll be assymilating two
kittens into the house.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
i am seriously stoked, and also totaly too tired to continue writing
other than this: way to go Barry and Clint for finally crossing over
into the WoW.&amp;nbsp; Pete will be joining us as soon as he gets a
computer then we'll be two people short of a ten man raid.&amp;nbsp; yes, i
have thought about this too much.&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/488004872/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Wednesday, May 10, 2006</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/483197402/item/</link><guid>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/483197402/item/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 13:50:51 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;this made me happy inside.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://xed.xanga.com/dc6a150a61d3253472632/b35859894.gif" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://xed.xanga.com/dc6a150a61d3253472632/z35859894.gif"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;got it from&lt;A href="http://www.somethingpositive.net" target="_new"&gt; something positive&lt;/A&gt;.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/483197402/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Borederline blasphemy</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/480853524/borederline-blasphemy/</link><guid>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/480853524/borederline-blasphemy/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 16:15:54 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;My religion (Pastafarianism) is a Pirate oriented religion.&amp;nbsp; Because of this and the ageless war between Pirates and Ninjas it with hesitation that i give you the following link.&amp;nbsp; How could such a Godless heathen such as &lt;A href="http://www.drmcninja.com/ " target="_new"&gt;Dr. McNinja&lt;/A&gt; be so outlandishly funny?&amp;nbsp; It is almost as if he were a Pirate in Ninja clothing.&amp;nbsp; Perhaps he is the catalyst that will bring about the Suprisingly Fun Shindig prophosised to bring peace between the Ninjas and the Pirates.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;one can only hope.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/480853524/borederline-blasphemy/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>kitten news</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/478512382/kitten-news/</link><guid>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/478512382/kitten-news/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2006 04:08:47 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;so me and amanda decided to get two&amp;nbsp;kitten instead of the one and we have decided on names as well.&amp;nbsp; it's true, we have thought about this entirely too much.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://xf2.xanga.com/2bcb8bf11463251187894/b34350831.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://xf2.xanga.com/2bcb8bf11463251187894/z34350831.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;we have no idea of the sex of either cat yet but we chose names that would be easily changed to fit both genders.&amp;nbsp; grey kitty will become either olive(girl) or oliver(boy) and black kitty will become cid(boy, FF throwback, Iceage throwback, Cid Viscious throwback) or syd(girl, short for sydney).&amp;nbsp; &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;in other news, fuck all yall state school kids with your finals week this week, we here in podunksville have another two weeks of class before finals, and, quite frankly, i dont want to do any of it.&amp;nbsp; i just want to sit and play WoW until its time for me to go to seattle and then come back and play with kittens until clint is back then more WoW until next year.&amp;nbsp; seriously, why cant society be run by robots so i dont have to do anything anymore?&amp;nbsp; we can land a man on the moon but we cant be completely pampered by an automated society?&amp;nbsp; no?&amp;nbsp; poop.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;so many ways to spend the money i dont have...&amp;nbsp; thats all ill say about that.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the next time you eat grits call it polenta, it sounds fancier and most people dont know the difference.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;also, it rained today and i was happy because of it.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;EDIT: notice that the two kitties above are not gimpy.&amp;nbsp; they also look happier.&amp;nbsp; i will leave you to draw the conclusions.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/478512382/kitten-news/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>i can totally relate, dude...</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/477016183/i-can-totally-relate-dude/</link><guid>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/477016183/i-can-totally-relate-dude/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 14:47:48 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://x50.xanga.com/24da16e2c803250619335/b33988798.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://x50.xanga.com/24da16e2c803250619335/z33988798.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i found this article in&amp;nbsp;the Onion (volume 42, issue 16, page 6.&amp;nbsp; 20-26 april 2006) and was very pleased with it, as i have a significant other who does not share the same enthusiasm towards my game/reality of choice.&amp;nbsp; i thought there might be a few readers of me blog out there who would also enjoy the humor of this editorial.&amp;nbsp; click on the image to make it bigger, by the way.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;'sall fer now.&amp;nbsp; keep the badgers out of the chicken house.&amp;nbsp; and don't forget, dinner time is 6'o'clock.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;lt;pyong?&amp;gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;A href="http://x4a.xanga.com/343b9be2d4d3350619107/b33988607.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;/A&gt;</description><comments>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/477016183/i-can-totally-relate-dude/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>blargh</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/474641607/blargh/</link><guid>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/474641607/blargh/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:47:48 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;i had a whole page and a half of bitching to post tonight, but i didnt want to be a negative nancy so i posted this instead:&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://xec.xanga.com/071b6a717443049572821/b33301960.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 260px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" height=185 alt="" src="http://xec.xanga.com/071b6a717443049572821/z33301960.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;amanda's sister says she has a grey kitten for us.&amp;nbsp; its a newborn so we can't take it home till late may early june, but i can honestly say "im stoked"&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;EDIT: i just now noticed the image i put up (which i got from google) is of a kitten with a gimpy front leg.&amp;nbsp; i also just now noticed that the kitten has a sort of forelorn, gee-i-wish-i-had-a-not-so-gimpy-leg look.&amp;nbsp; i hear you kitten.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/474641607/blargh/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>s'been a while</title><link>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/464973209/sbeen-a-while/</link><guid>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/464973209/sbeen-a-while/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 20:01:57 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;so clint was back in H-Town, hes leaving in his new auto tomorow morning but has said he will return next month sometime.&amp;nbsp; which is sweet.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;other than that not much on the board.&amp;nbsp; other than i need a job where i can work 6 hours a week and make a grand a month.&amp;nbsp; i need that job in order to live in the new house and to work around my school schedule (which is picking up the closer i get to thesis time) and to allow my game addiction to flourish properly.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;speaking of game addictions, FFAdvance Tactics is a game i seriously can NOT put down.&amp;nbsp; i found it while cleaning out my room and started a new game.&amp;nbsp; trying to continue with my normal rutine of school work and the ocasional WoW and not play FFAT 24/7 without blinking has been the hardest thing ive had to do me entire life.&amp;nbsp; i guess that says something about my existance, but fuck you for judging.&amp;nbsp; fucking judgers.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thats all for this instalment.&amp;nbsp; the revolution will not be televised.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;P.S.does your community floride your water?&amp;nbsp; MAKE THEM STOP!&amp;nbsp; bad shit, floride.&amp;nbsp; very very bad stuff.&amp;nbsp; FUCK THE ADA!!!&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://jesus-p-christ.xanga.com/464973209/sbeen-a-while/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>